Woke up.

Whats that? Another post? yeahp. no shit.


Whatsup bloggerpeoples?
yeah, you cant really answer that cos youre reading, but you can really give an input to this conversation unless you write in my cbox.

oh well.

So I stubbed my toe today, being tiffany and all, i was looking where i was going and hit my toe on my excercise machine. You know, while i was on my way to do a thousand pushups and fight a dozen ninjas. you know, the usual 8)

So I was talking with Mr. Pau today at Starbucks about next year, and he said he'd buy me lunch! how sweet of him! So i ordered a turkey ham sammich and an americano with cream on the side. It was utterly delightful. :)

To-morrow, to-morrow, to-morrow creeps in this petty pace from day to day.

yeah, thats right, i just wrote some poetry there, being tiffany and all. :)

So being tiffany khoo mei ling, i realized that i use alot of smileys! :) xD 8D

xxP

so these holidays have been pleasant at best. I wanted to go to a rave party, but mr. bouncer said im too young. can you believe that?! so i just cracked up some gee's with tha homies down south yo.

wikipedia is like totally one of my best-est friends like ever yknow?!!?!?!?!?
its like so totally cool like yknow? its like so totally informative and helps me like learn bout like stuff! chyeah! its totally righteous, brothers of the field!

I was left incredibly frustrated with the incompetent shit that they call employees at an indian restaurant this morning. I was buying a thosai with chutney and daal and the chap serving me forgot my order. i was like "you best remember it next time, or ima bust a cap in yo nigga ass.". I didnt really say that, but i thought it <<<<<(8-? D)--

i dont really know whats going on right now though, my anger management courses were supposedly helping me cure my schizophrenia and constant rage, primarily my rage at the schizophrenic images which lived in my brain, but as of late, i have been feeling unsatisfied with the course as it hasnt progressed far in the last month or so as i am still continuing to see some dodgy fellows at night whom i hope are truly figments of my imagination built purely on my paranoia and fear of rapists coming to kill me and rape my dead carcus like the horny necrophiles they are, and not what my mind thinks they are in real life.

I seem to have developed a headache composing that paragraph above this paragraph i am typing at this very moment. Or not THIS very moment as if you are reading this i have already typed it out. If you actually thought i was writing as you read, you, my dear sir, or madam, are an unhelpable imbecile.

ouch, brain pain. holy shi-- that rhymes. I am going to compose a folk-blues-r n' b song on pop organ using that small rhyme as the title! stupendous! I shall work on it now!

I will hopefully release a full lyric of said song which i will do my best to compose, soon. If i dont in the next thirteen days, please do me a personal favour as a friend and/or reader of my brilliant blogspot, punch me in the urethra.

okay, CIAAOUW, friends as i am going to urinate then go to sleep as i have a big day tomorrow in my martial arts tournament finals against Sensei Chong Zee Zhong. Wish me luck. Not literally, just say a littl eprayer for me in your heart. ;)

Tifferswoof out!

 
 
 
 

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